//Jay. 20. Professional photographer. Music and movie freak. Self made man. T Date:6-19-14. Engaged to a gorgeous dork and a half.\\

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

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bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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1 day ago

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

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2 days ago
cnc-acrylics:

Deep Space 7
16” x 20” acrylic on canvas panel
2013
- Candle Noel Cranston

cnc-acrylics:

Deep Space 7

16” x 20” acrylic on canvas panel

2013

- Candle Noel Cranston

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2 days ago
And call you butt fuck. Hahaha XD

And call you butt fuck. Hahaha XD

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2 days ago
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